April 25th stuff


25 april 09
POLICE ROUND-UP: "Cut number of arrests..." police chief tells officers "...by murdering suspects"
Time saved in lengthy trials and court-type proceedings would free up man-hours to do the real job of (cont on p999)

G20 DEATH: A NEW LEAD?
Was their a sinister establishment plot behind Ian Tomlinson's tragic death?Perhaps Prince Philip was involved? asks Chief Insp. Mohammed Al-Knacker of Old Scotland Yarn.
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SUSPECT CORPSES HELD BY POLICE 'TO BE DEPORTED'
MET OFFICER REVEALED AS DRIVER OF LORRY IN TSVANGIRI CRASH

Daily Telegraph: DEATH OF THE TRADITIONAL FAMILY
Tragedy in Tewkesbury as the Montague-Heffer de Pfeffel Capulets break up.
Schezerade Jasmine Coriander and Agamemnon to live with mother when home from Prep... (cont. on Court Circular pages).

LABOUR SMEARS ACCUSED TORIES 'OF HAVING MORALS'
Disgusted Conservatives have blasted back at the government after they were accused of 'not being Machiavellian enough' and NOT solely existing to be in power and to line the pockets of the privileged few.

McBRIDE-GATE: THE BACKLASH 'Why didn't we think of this first?' rages Conservative Central Office

THE SUN: HILLSBORO: "WE WANT JUSTICE"
says KELVIN MUCKENZIE
"It was twenty years ago that a whole nation of scum... sorry scousers, rounded on some hard-working decent journalists who were only doing their job. It's been twenty years of hurt for them, many of whom descended into a life of booze and lies that often ended in the High Court. It's high time the City of Liverpool apologised for their totally over-the-top grief-wallowing reaction to a tragedy that was a long time ago. What happened to the so called Liverpudlian sense of humour in all this?
Do you agree with Kelvin? * Are you mad? * Call 0800 666 666 666 NOW for medical help.

CAMPAIGN TO STOP CLIFF SINGING AT WIMBLEDON 'A RESOUNDING SUCCESS'
All England Club say installation of £1million retractable roof 'a small price to pay' if halts the singer's interminable singalongs during washouts.

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