Latest Private Eye rejections added. For these little ramblings I get one story in PE 1207; 'PASSENGER ACTION' CAUSES DELAYS AT NEW HEATHROW TERMINAL BECKHAM GETS 100TH HAIRSTYLE One of the greatest haircuts to grace the English game, 'Becks' told fans he was delighted and is hoping to be around for 2010 - although he is taking each haircut at a time.
ON OTHER PAGES: Beckham's career high-lites 1998 World Cup: Mullet comb-over 2000 European Championship: Skinhead with blonde tints 2004 World Cup: Hoxton fin with purple rinse
NEW FEARS over violent computer game-playing kids drinking cough medicines on board planes... cont. p9
EXPRESS FINALLY FORCED TO APOLOGISE OVER 'GROSSLY DEFAMATORY' STORIES Paper splashed nearly every day with increasingly lurid and wildly speculative stories about the weather, and has... (cont. p9)
Teaching recruiters blasted for misleading adverts Impressionable people are being recruited without realising the dangers that they are letting thems…