8th May 09 stuff



8 may 09:
Stephen Fry's letter to himself: "Dearest absurd child"
"I hope you are well. I know you are not. As it happens you wrote in 1973 a letter to your future self and it is high time that... ...And you know what? I think you are right." This is a twitter version of a very long article too boring to read in it's entirity. For more details, go to Pseuds Corner

DiaNA profile 'could be stored indefinitely'
Despite attempts to set a limit of 12 years by the European Court of Human Rights, it is feared that DiaNA could be forever held in perpetuity for the nation. One expert asked; 'Isn't twelve years enough to wallow in false grief about someone you had never met?'

NORTHERN IRELAND: 'Publicans remain highly dangerous' reports body
The group that monitors paralytical activity in Northern Ireland (shurely shome mishtake?)

JOBLESS THUG WHO DRINKS 24 LAGERS A DAY 'TO BE MADE LIFE PEER
'Shameless drunkard who has milked system for years is 'ideal candidate for House of Lords...' (cont. p94)

Royal News: Prince Harry told to 'cut hair'
On other pages: Wills asked to 'shave beard'

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