Jesus 'may have had non-dom status' A new film suggests that Jesus may have visited Britain for less than 90 days in one year. The documentary, 'And Did They Cheat?', explores whether the Messiah performed several miracles whilst staying in Britain, such as not paying tax on any earnings, visiting several large, empty homes and turning huge debts into massive bonuses.
FINAL AGREEMENT REACHED ON THAT CRUCIAL COPENHAGEN CLIMATE CHANGE MEETING MENU: Main course - Humble Pie and... er, that's, it.
THE DAILY MAIL We don't understand the local language... Yet, we've built bridges... We've bolstered the infrastructure... We've tried to help where we can, but... ISN'T TIME THE ARMY PULLED OUT OF CUMBRIA?
Is the sanctity of Marketing being ruined by christmas? asks the Very Reverand Simon Cowell
BNP LEADER SAYS IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP GIBRALTAR* *To Germany
NEW RUSSIAN 'POSITIVE HISTORY' SCHOOL CURRICULUM 2010 1. HISTORY - World War II 1931-1945 - How the German …
Xmas 09: BANKERS 'TO BE PHASED OUT BY 2018' Despite being around since the 18th century, trust levels in bankers has dropped dramatically over the past few years... Some people still like to use them, but there numbers have declined so rapidly that they could now be phased out.
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DAILY MAIL Will a lack of gritters cause house prices to fall? Extreme UK weather ‘worse than climate change’ Schools closed, trains and flights cancelled
MORE DAILY MAIL What will happen when the world gets warmer? Four possible scenarios: +1c = The increase in house prices starts to slow +2c = House prices begin to stagnate +3c = House prices begin to fall +4c = House prices fall catastrophically
UK TRAVEL: Normal service resumes* * Normal service = delays, cancellations, unheated transport, absent staff, no information…
CHURCH NEWS In his annual barmy address to get into the newspapers, an Anglican Vicar says the poor and vulnerable should not sell drugs or become prostitutes, but as a last resort sh…