Jesus 'may have had non-dom status' A new film suggests that Jesus may have visited Britain for less than 90 days in one year. The documentary, 'And Did They Cheat?', explores whether the Messiah performed several miracles whilst staying in Britain, such as not paying tax on any earnings, visiting several large, empty homes and turning huge debts into massive bonuses.
FINAL AGREEMENT REACHED ON THAT CRUCIAL COPENHAGEN CLIMATE CHANGE MEETING MENU: Main course - Humble Pie and... er, that's, it.
THE DAILY MAIL We don't understand the local language... Yet, we've built bridges... We've bolstered the infrastructure... We've tried to help where we can, but... ISN'T TIME THE ARMY PULLED OUT OF CUMBRIA?
Is the sanctity of Marketing being ruined by christmas? asks the Very Reverand Simon Cowell
BNP LEADER SAYS IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP GIBRALTAR* *To Germany
NEW RUSSIAN 'POSITIVE HISTORY' SCHOOL CURRICULUM 2010 1. HISTORY - World War II 1931-1945 - How the German …
THE SUN COMMENT - WHERE IS THE QUEEN? Tragic Boyzone star Stephen Gately has been dead for over a week now, and still the Queen has made no statement. The flag at Buckingham Palace has not been lowered. The gates are not adorned with flowers.Despite the outpouring of grief from the general public, our monarch has remained steadfastly quiet. Perhaps she thinks the death of a major talent and celebrity is too small a matter for her to comment on, or maybe she was a Westlife fan? Without her say so, we may never know. Respectfully Ma'am - pull your finger out. QUEEN TO STAR IN PANTO The Queen has amazed theatreland by discreetly agreeing to star in Jack and The Beanstalk at the Scunthorpe Empire's Christmas run. Theatregoers will be amazed as The Queen - without any fuss - dons the traditional headscarf and greasepaint and takes to the stage in December... (cont. pZZZzzzz)