8th june rubbish







FLINTOFF IN NEW OUTBURST
'These foreign cricketers come over here, don't speak a word of English, take our wickets - it's not right you know.'

NEW PAXMAN OUTBURST

"We should all stop behaving like barbarians and read more books. Books like... The Victorians by Jeremy Paxman, The English: A Portrait of a People by Jeremy Paxman, The Political Animal: An Anatomy by Jeremy Paxman, On Royalty by Jeremy Paxman, Friends in High Places: Who Runs Britain? by Jeremy Paxman, or, what about Fish, Fishing and the Meaning of Life? by, er... Jeremy Paxman."

TENNIS NEWS: Brit Murray progressing well in French Open
Late Tennis News: Scotsman blown away in French Open Quarter-final

KIM JONG-IL reveals son will be successor

His rarely seen son, KIM YUNG-UN is to be (cont. p94)

AUSTRALIA CRACKS DOWN ON HATE CRIMES
A diplomatic source in Canberra said, "We need a sophisticated, analytical approach to this problem, to show the world that Australia is not a backward, racist country - and that all the bloody abo's, wogs, chinks and their ilk can all feel safe here."

OLDEST POTTERY FOUND IN CHINA FOUND TO BE FAKE
'Made in Britain' sticker found on base

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