27 oct stuff

27 oct 08:
SALES OF FOOD FALL FOR FIRST TIME
Has Prescott gone on holiday?

This week's most expensive cocktail: SEX ON THE BEACH (Dubai Mix) Cost: 6 months in jail.

"Government ministers are completely out of touch with the public," says George Osbourne from aboard a yacht in the Adriatric.

How violent crimes were recorded before...
GBH was termed 'apple scrumping'
ABH was 'knocking a bobby's helmet off with your catapult'
RAPE was 'assualt with a friendly weapon' that's enough...

BIG BUSINESS MAY INFLUENCE GOVERNMENT POLICY DECISIONS SHOCK
Bears consultancy with Forestry Commission proves constructive
Pope's long term contract with Vatican not influenced by Catholicism-That Lord Ashdown charity list in full:Children's charities (insert names of Lord Ashdown's children here)Conservative Central Officeer, that'sit...--

SPORTS NEWS: Driver who wins Grand Prix not disqualified shockAstonishment as winner actually retains result and keeps points (cont. p94) --

"LOOKING GOOD, FEELING SHIT!"
Probably Gok Wan on Kerry Katona's fabulous new look

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