27 oct stuff
27 oct 08: SALES OF FOOD FALL FOR FIRST TIME Has Prescott gone on holiday? This week's most expensive cocktail: SEX ON THE BEACH (Dubai Mix) Cost: 6 months in jail. "Government ministers are completely out of touch with the public," says George Osbourne from aboard a yacht in the Adriatric. How violent crimes were recorded before... GBH was termed 'apple scrumping' ABH was 'knocking a bobby's helmet off with your catapult' RAPE was 'assualt with a friendly weapon' that's enough... BIG BUSINESS MAY INFLUENCE GOVERNMENT POLICY DECISIONS SHOCK Bears consultancy with Forestry Commission proves constructive Pope's long term contract with Vatican not influenced by Catholicism-That Lord Ashdown charity list in full:Children's charities (insert names of Lord Ashdown's children here)Conservative Central Officeer, that'sit...-- SPORTS NEWS: Driver who wins Grand Prix not disqualified shockAstonishment as winner actually retains res...