26/05/08:
GANG MURDER VICTIM 'WASN'T GOOD BOY WHO NEVER GOT IN TROUBLE AND STUDIED HARD' SHOCK

BROWN: "I'm the right man to lead Britain into recession"
In a spectacular fightback, the Prime Minister has outlined definitive plans for future government cock-ups to steer the country steadily into a financial meltdown.
That PM fightback in full:
Autumn 2008 - failed attempt at organising drinks party at an alcohol manufacturers.
Christmas 2008 - fact-finding visit in a vessel with no means of propulsion to a muddy river.
Spring 2009 - foreign trip to the top of a high mountain to look down a deep gorge.

NEWS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE
This week's top U.S. NEWS headline, courtesy of the THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER:
CHAPPAQUIDDICK ACCUSED
RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL

DEEPCUT UPDATE: BRITISH ARMY WANTS 'OPEN AND TRANSPARENT COVER-UPS' FROM NOW ON

TERRIFYING HAUL OF SCHOOLCHILDREN FOUND ON BUS
16 children found on ONE bus, some as young as 14.
Police say they have no idea how they got there...

MPs TO ROADTEST 'RIGHT TO LIE' CARDS

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