28/04/08:

NEW HITLER SHAME
Mr Max Mosley, a spokesman for the former chancellor of Germany, has denied reports that Adolf Hitler 'was a rabid fan of motor racing,' and 'listened to reports of grands prix on the radio.'
"What Herr Hitler did in the privacy of his own bunker was his own business," said Mosley, "And had absolutely nothing to do with him getting on with the job of winning ze var and gainink komplete kontrol of ze whole vorld."

PRESCOTT:
"Yes - I suffered from Bulshitia"
Brave politician applauded for having the courage to take the first step of admitting they told pork pies rather than simply eating them.

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