HOLLYWOOD MOGULS FLY IN TO JAPAN
HOLLYWOOD MOGULS FLY IN TO JAPAN TO COMPLETE POST-PRODUCTION ON 'BEST CALAMITY MOVIE EVER' Hollywood directors Roland Emmerich, Wolfgang Peterson and the exhumed, reanimated corpse of Jerry Bruckheimer are all on board a helicopter currently circling the disaster zone in Japan, finalising camera shots for what they expect the be the 'best calamity movie ever.' Every single A-list Hollywood actor available, and Charlie Sheen, are lined up to play the major roles in the new movie, called 'Japan's Dawn of Death,' which is slated in for a big summer release that will undoubtedly take the special effects award at next year's Oscars. Sheen is to play the President of the United States of America, who's estranged daughter happens to be trapped in a school next to the nuclear plant at Fukuova that has been breached by the tsunami and several terrorists led by Alan Rickman. As the United Nations dithers, Sheen hijacks Air Force One and directs it to Japan, a...