jan 09 stuff
30 jan 09: GOVERNMENT IN TRANSLATION: What they actually mean ASBESTOS IN SCHOOLS: "It's safer to leave it where it is..." means: "It's cheaper leave it where it is..." PM IN DESPERATE APPEAL: 'Women of Britain - buy more shoes' Prime Minister Gordon Brown today urged the UK's entire female population to 'up the amount of shoes they buy a month' from the current average of 2.9 pairs to 4 pairs in order to save the nation's high street shoe chains... (cont. p94) 15 jan 09: Tzipi Livni new statement: "Moon made of cheese" The Israeli Foreign Minister revealed that if Israel argued long and hard enough that the moon was made of cheese, then people would eventually believe that the moon was indeed cheese-based. She then denied that 'bears shit in the woods' and that the 'Pope is Catholic.' NEW JOBS BOOST FROM PM: "100,000 new jobs across the country" What will those new jobs be like? JOB 1: CONNECTI...