12/05/08: EUROPEAN NEWS Italy in shock as ugly old man joins Berlusconi cabinet DEFENCE CONTRACTOR 'ADMITS ETHICAL FAILINGS SHOCK 'Pope 'denies Vatican has shares in arms industry' Bears 'shit bullets' COMMENT IS FREE- IS THIS THE FIRST SIGNS OF THE BORIS EFFECT and a new classless society in London?As the first shooting of the week comes from a barrister in Chelsea, we ask (cont. on p. zzzz) ZIMBABWE LATEST: A second round of threats and intimidation is under way... OFFICIAL BORIS JOHNSON GAFFE SWEEPSTAKE: 500-1 - makes Robert Mugabe new 'London Crime Czar' 250-1 - says bendy buses should be filled with tenn gangs & burned on Bonfire Night 50-1 - calls for a new airport to be built on Olympic site 25-1 - misunderstood banter with Brian Paddick about cushions 12-1 - flatly contradicts Conservative Party policy 7-2 - hanky panky in City Hall 2-1 - unfortunate racist remark LIVERPOOL & CHELSEA SUPPORTERS: Your ESSENTIAL guide for travel to Moscow...