3 Aug 09
MALLOCH-BROWN: 'Moon IS made of cheese' Foreign Office Minister, Lord Malloch-Brown has revealed that the Moon is indeed made of cheese, which contradicts his statement last week, when commenting on the Moon landings, he said that 'anyone who thinks the moon is made of cheese is clearly off their rocker.' However, after consulting with top members of the government and top advisors, the Minister has now revised his initial statement, and now says that the lunar surface is definitely made up of cheese material. Lord Malloch-Brown then went on to point out that Bears do not use the woods to defecate, and that the Pope was definitely not Catholic. FOOTBALLER TO SUE MAN WHO 'REPEATEDLY HEADBUTTED HIS FISTS' Footballer Steven Gerrard is to sue the man who he defended himself against in a bar brawl. Blurry ccTV footage clearly showed the Liverpool & England star protecting himself with his fists as a DJ repeatedly headbutted them, suffering facial cuts and a lost...