Latest Private Eye rejections added. For these little ramblings I get one story in PE 1207; 'PASSENGER ACTION' CAUSES DELAYS AT NEW HEATHROW TERMINAL

BECKHAM GETS 100TH HAIRSTYLE
One of the greatest haircuts to grace the English game, 'Becks' told fans he was delighted and is hoping to be around for 2010 - although he is taking each haircut at a time.

ON OTHER PAGES: Beckham's career high-lites
1998 World Cup: Mullet comb-over
2000 European Championship: Skinhead with blonde tints
2004 World Cup: Hoxton fin with purple rinse

NEW FEARS over violent computer game-playing kids drinking cough medicines on board planes... cont. p9

EXPRESS FINALLY FORCED TO APOLOGISE OVER 'GROSSLY DEFAMATORY' STORIES
Paper splashed nearly every day with increasingly lurid and wildly speculative stories about the weather, and has... (cont. p9)

Teaching recruiters blasted for misleading adverts
Impressionable people are being recruited without realising the dangers that they are letting themselves in for in the classroom, it was alleged at the NUT annual conference yesterday. Delegates heard one speaker say, 'Until they tell the truth - that you can be sent into situations where people could shoot at you and try to kill you... especially if you are a supply teacher with Year 10's...'

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