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Jesus 'may have had non-dom status'

A new film suggests that Jesus may have visited Britain for less than 90 days in one year. The documentary, 'And Did They Cheat?', explores whether the Messiah performed several miracles whilst staying in Britain, such as not paying tax on any earnings, visiting several large, empty homes and turning huge debts into massive bonuses.

FINAL AGREEMENT REACHED ON THAT CRUCIAL COPENHAGEN CLIMATE CHANGE MEETING MENU:
Main course - Humble Pie
and... er,
that's,
it.

THE DAILY MAIL
We don't understand the local language...
Yet, we've built bridges...
We've bolstered the infrastructure...
We've tried to help where we can, but...
ISN'T TIME THE ARMY PULLED OUT OF CUMBRIA?

Is the sanctity of Marketing being ruined by christmas?
asks the Very Reverand Simon Cowell

BNP LEADER SAYS IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP GIBRALTAR*
*To Germany

NEW RUSSIAN 'POSITIVE HISTORY' SCHOOL CURRICULUM 2010
1. HISTORY - World War II 1931-1945 - How the German Fascists raided Mother Russia in the early thirties and murdered millions
2. TOURISM & MARKETING - The Conquest of Siberia by our brave patriots
3. MATHS - The dirty trick of US, GB and France to cut Europe in half
4. COMPUTING - Learn to use Photoshop with Uncle Joe

MAFIA OFFERS HOLIDAYMAKERS A WAY OF VISITING SICILY WITHOUT FEAR OF FUNDING ITALIAN GOVERNMENT
Cosa Nostra travel will provide complete holiday packages - including travel, hotels and restaurants 'entirely free from the stench of Berlusconi's corrupt government.'
'People want holidays that don't subsidise organised government,' revealed one mobster.

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